YOU MIGHT BE HIPSTER IF...

MATTHEW KLASS IS A HIPSTER.

Thu, 27 May 2010 17:39:12 -0400

Calls It How He Sees It

Sun, 23 May 2010 19:27:27 -0400

fuckyeahwang:

[07:17am] Dustin: also mich did you just use celsius?
[07:17am] Dustin: thats hipster as fuck
[07:17am] michowl: LOL
[07:17am] michowl: METRIC IS HIPSTER?
[07:17am] Dustin: i mean its not as bad as using kelvin at least
[07:18am] Wang: dustin then the whole of britian has been hipster for how long?
[07:18am] michowl: i guess everywhere that is not america is hipster as fuck
[07:18am] Wang: you know what is hipster calling things hipster

It’s not hipster until you start measuring the temperature in triangles. Which I have. Yesterday it was about 12 triangles out, with 2triangle breeze, and the earthquake that happened was a solid 19 triangle rumble. It’s nice and cool out this morning, probably about 7 triangles, but I’m guessing it’s going to heat up to 13-14.

You might be hipster if you auto-reblog pictures of space.

Sun, 16 May 2010 21:13:37 -0400

obsetress: aaaand my life is complete. You might be hipster if...

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:49:27 -0400

obsetress:

aaaand my life is complete.

You might be hipster if you blog about youmightbehipsterif.

what songs does hipster listens?

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:21:09 -0400

If I told you, I’d be negating the hipsterness of it. Just make sure nobody else has ever heard of what you’re listening to, and you should be good. It’s more of how you look with your headphones in, really.

what tattoo should i have if i wanna be hipster?

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:20:21 -0400

A triangle, or the name of/lyrics by a very obscure band.

Note: make sure the lyrics only mildly pertain to your life.

am i hipster if i quote mgmt on my arm?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:57:51 -0400

Definitely. But a little less hipster for thinking of yourself as hipster.

(via writehype) Oh, if only.

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 02:03:26 -0400

(via writehype)

Oh, if only.

You might be hipster if you live/want to live in Williamsburg.

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:39:57 -0400

You might be hipster if you ride a fixed-gear bike.

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:39:37 -0400

You might be hipster if you’re Christopher Mintz-Plasse....

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:56:17 -0400

You might be hipster if you’re Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Who is totally awesome and wicked funny, by the way.

half shaved head consider hipster?

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:25:10 -0400

Depends on the rest of the body, if it’s a guy. If it’s a girl, yes.

Triangles. Explain.

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:40:08 -0400

Hipsters love irony. What’s more ironic than a triangle?

You might be hipster if the only thing that matches your ironic moustache better than a plaid shirt is a misplaced sense of self-satisfaction.

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:43:37 -0400

What should we post more of?

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:22:13 -0400

Photos, hipster quotes of the day, just plain posts, hipster contests (!), personal information..

YOU TELL US!

CAUTION: THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT HIPSTERS.

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 23:32:52 -0400

But now that you’re reading it anyway, there’s nothing that would make me happier than to wake up with a few more followers.

Would YOU like to do your part?

Check out that hipster on the right. (via rebeccasagherian)

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:13:02 -0400

Check out that hipster on the right.

(via rebeccasagherian)

Converse are totally mainstream. Change yr background.

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:08:44 -0400

Just because you asked so politely, I will. But I’m not conforming to your beliefs or anything.

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Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:04:29 -0400

YES.

Jean jackets!

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:03:53 -0400

Controversial. Can be hipster, depending on how it’s done. They’re getting popular.