YOU MIGHT BE HIPSTER IF...
MATTHEW KLASS IS A HIPSTER.
May 2010
3 posts
Calls It How He Sees It
[07:17am] Dustin: also mich did you just use celsius?
[07:17am] Dustin: thats hipster as fuck
[07:17am] michowl: LOL
[07:17am] michowl: METRIC IS HIPSTER?
[07:17am] Dustin: i mean its not as bad as using kelvin at least
[07:18am] Wang: dustin then the whole of britian has been hipster for how long?
[07:18am] michowl: i guess everywhere that is not america is hipster as fuck
[07:18am] Wang: you know what is hipster calling things hipsterIt’s not hipster until you start measuring the temperature in triangles. Which I have. Yesterday it was about 12 triangles out, with 2triangle breeze, and the earthquake that happened was a solid 19 triangle rumble. It’s nice and cool out this morning, probably about 7 triangles, but I’m guessing it’s going to heat up to 13-14.
You might be hipster if you auto-reblog pictures of space.
April 2010
56 posts
what songs does hipster listens?
If I told you, I’d be negating the hipsterness of it. Just make sure nobody else has ever heard of what you’re listening to, and you should be good. It’s more of how you look with your headphones in, really.
what tattoo should i have if i wanna be hipster?
A triangle, or the name of/lyrics by a very obscure band.
Note: make sure the lyrics only mildly pertain to your life.
am i hipster if i quote mgmt on my arm?
Definitely. But a little less hipster for thinking of yourself as hipster.
You might be hipster if you live/want to live in Williamsburg.
You might be hipster if you ride a fixed-gear bike.
half shaved head consider hipster?
Depends on the rest of the body, if it’s a guy. If it’s a girl, yes.
Triangles. Explain.
Hipsters love irony. What’s more ironic than a triangle?
You might be hipster if the only thing that matches your ironic moustache better than a plaid shirt is a misplaced sense of self-satisfaction.
What should we post more of?
Photos, hipster quotes of the day, just plain posts, hipster contests (!), personal information..
YOU TELL US!
CAUTION: THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT HIPSTERS.
But now that you’re reading it anyway, there’s nothing that would make me happier than to wake up with a few more followers.
Would YOU like to do your part?
Converse are totally mainstream. Change yr background.
Just because you asked so politely, I will. But I’m not conforming to your beliefs or anything.
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YES.
Jean jackets!
Controversial. Can be hipster, depending on how it’s done. They’re getting popular.
