Calls It How He Sees It
[07:17am] Dustin: also mich did you just use celsius?
[07:17am] Dustin: thats hipster as fuck
[07:17am] michowl: LOL
[07:17am] michowl: METRIC IS HIPSTER?
[07:17am] Dustin: i mean its not as bad as using kelvin at least
[07:18am] Wang: dustin then the whole of britian has been hipster for how long?
[07:18am] michowl: i guess everywhere that is not america is hipster as fuck
[07:18am] Wang: you know what is hipster calling things hipster
It’s not hipster until you start measuring the temperature in triangles. Which I have. Yesterday it was about 12 triangles out, with 2triangle breeze, and the earthquake that happened was a solid 19 triangle rumble. It’s nice and cool out this morning, probably about 7 triangles, but I’m guessing it’s going to heat up to 13-14.
You might be hipster if you auto-reblog pictures of space.
Anonymous asked: what songs does hipster listens?
If I told you, I’d be negating the hipsterness of it. Just make sure nobody else has ever heard of what you’re listening to, and you should be good. It’s more of how you look with your headphones in, really.
Anonymous asked: what tattoo should i have if i wanna be hipster?
A triangle, or the name of/lyrics by a very obscure band.
Note: make sure the lyrics only mildly pertain to your life.
Anonymous asked: am i hipster if i quote mgmt on my arm?
Definitely. But a little less hipster for thinking of yourself as hipster.